The honey badger has fire breathing fists. If you unplugged the honey badger's brain and hooked it into yours, it would melt your face off and your children would weep around your exploded body. The honey badger's kids are proud that it's a frickin' rock star from mars. The honey badger likes to eat cobras after, and only after, it's done banging 8 gram rocks of crack. The honey badger has one speed...GO! The honey badger was recently on a bender that made Richards, Jagger look like armless children with droopy eyes.
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